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nice job! The look just like him!
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STFU MAXWELL, YOU DICK.
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For a pregnant woman to give birth, she's gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril.
For an Artist to create a piece, he's gotta feel the pain of pulling an entire galaxy out of his ass.
Gintama, episode 71
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Pixar rocks! [link]
"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God 'Thy will be done' and those to whom God says, 'All right then, have it your way.'" ~C.S. Lewis
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Pixar rocks! [link]
"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God 'Thy will be done' and those to whom God says, 'All right then, have it your way.'" ~C.S. Lewis
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For a pregnant woman to give birth, she's gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril.
For an Artist to create a piece, he's gotta feel the pain of pulling an entire galaxy out of his ass.
Gintama, episode 71
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Join the dark side, we have cookies!
i named a spider after you. then i smashed it with a book and stabbed it with a pencil until it died. i love you.
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Pixar rocks! [link]
"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God 'Thy will be done' and those to whom God says, 'All right then, have it your way.'" ~C.S. Lewis
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¯\(O_o)/¯
Pixar rocks! [link]
"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God 'Thy will be done' and those to whom God says, 'All right then, have it your way.'" ~C.S. Lewis
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For a pregnant woman to give birth, she's gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril.
For an Artist to create a piece, he's gotta feel the pain of pulling an entire galaxy out of his ass.
Gintama, episode 71
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¯\(O_o)/¯
Pixar rocks! [link]
"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God 'Thy will be done' and those to whom God says, 'All right then, have it your way.'" ~C.S. Lewis
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