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Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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"Ring ring!"
"Hellooo?"
"...Ring ring!"
"He-heh...helloooo?"
"...Ring ring--"
"YOU HAVE A BAD CONNECTION!"
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Pixar rocks! [link]
"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God 'Thy will be done' and those to whom God says, 'All right then, have it your way.'" ~C.S. Lewis
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"Ring ring!"
"Hellooo?"
"...Ring ring!"
"He-heh...helloooo?"
"...Ring ring--"
"YOU HAVE A BAD CONNECTION!"
i love the expression that made
me laugh xD
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today is a gift, that is why it is called the present. - Kung Fu Panda
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Pixar rocks! [link]
"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God 'Thy will be done' and those to whom God says, 'All right then, have it your way.'" ~C.S. Lewis
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"Falling in love, saying goodbye
With a vow that this is the last HEARTBREAK~
Even the cherry tree, swaying in the wind
Will eventually blossom" <3 ~Utada Hikaru
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Pixar rocks! [link]
"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God 'Thy will be done' and those to whom God says, 'All right then, have it your way.'" ~C.S. Lewis
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